Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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