It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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