You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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