Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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