Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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