I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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