oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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