btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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