If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I checked into jail on foursquare
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just want to make out with him forever
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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