Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Me. At least after what I've been through.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
false alarm, still single
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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