This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
