Where is the hickey?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Randomize
