just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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