I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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