sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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