Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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