I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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