My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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