I'm really into asian looking animals
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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