so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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