Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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