Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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