I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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