The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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