yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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