So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
