So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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