David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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