You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
only you would photoshop your dick
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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