gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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