waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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