Christians are straight up FREAKS
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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