This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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