we're blogging at a bar
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
