Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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