420 ftw
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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