umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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