Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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