Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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