i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Randomize
