I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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