Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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