I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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