i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Come on in and take your pants off
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