Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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