Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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