Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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