we're blogging at a bar
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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