so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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