isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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