What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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